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by Paul Jennings

It’s Unreal . . .
the flies were up to my armpits and they were still falling.
I was scared out of my wits. I didn’t want to drown in a sea of flies.

It’s all a bit much really.
A reunion of bones.
The irresistible kisser.
Wonder underpants.
Cow-dung custard.

About Paul Jennings

Children’s book legend Paul Jennings has written over one hundred stories and won every Australian children's choice book award. Since the publication of Unreal! in 1985, readers around the world have loved his books. In 1995 he was made a Member of the Order of Australia for services to children's literature and he was awarded the prestigious Dromkeen Medal in 2001.


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