No Safety Net: Read an Extract from Emergency Exit Only by Michelle Upton

No Safety Net: Read an Extract from Emergency Exit Only by Michelle Upton

24 hours earlier

The average person will spend approximately 90,000 hours of their life at work. Amelia Harris had discovered this fact after a quick Google search while eating lunch at her desk late yesterday afternoon, and she pondered this now as she closed her desk drawer, which contained her stationery, sorted by colour.

Going over her desk with an antibacterial wipe, Amelia sighed, satisfied that everything was in order. Knowing her workstation was clean and tidy, with each item in its proper place, brought her a sense of calm.

At the desk next to her, the shelling and chewing of pistachios had finally ceased, and had now been replaced with restrained giggling. Maureen was a voluptuous woman whose overconfidence in make-up application matched the enthusiasm of her bold A-line style dresses, which were always covered in bizarre prints. Today’s was a brilliant blue with a strawberry ice cream print. Amelia smiled. It was a far cry from her own conservative office wear, but she had to admit, it was fun to look at.

Maureen covered the mouthpiece of her phone and whispered to Amelia, ‘Could you be a doll and pop into the printers during lunch to collect the pull-up banner for Gary? He’s got a late meeting tonight. You can just leave it in Meeting Room 1.’

Heat crept up Amelia’s neck and she tugged the collar of her blouse. She didn’t want to say yes, but she already knew she would. Maureen was always doing this. For years, their desks had been positioned next to each other, even though Amelia worked in accounts and Maureen was a marketing coordinator. A few years back, Amelia’s boss, Gary, had told her this was a tactic to keep Maureen on task. He’d said Amelia was one of his hardest workers, and the most focused. Putting Amelia next to her meant one less distraction for Maureen, who loved to gossip. But it had the opposite effect for Amelia. As well as being a constant source of noise, Maureen was always asking Amelia to do favours for her – favours that were part of Maureen’s job description, like picking up a banner from the printers.

‘Please,’ begged Maureen, batting her false eyelashes. ‘I’m swamped over here, and I have a lunch meeting. You’d be saving my bacon.’

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    Publisher details

    Emergency Exit Only
    Author
    Michelle Upton
    Publisher
    HarperCollins
    Released
    29 November, 2023
    ISBN
    9781460764312

    Synopsis

    No evacuation plan, no safety net... Sometimes you just have to save yourself.

    A hilarious, big-hearted story about second chances from the author of Terms of Inheritance

    Amelia Harris has played it safe all her life – but when a minor accident lands her in hospital, she dramatically quits the tedious office job she's been working at for a decade.

    When her mother, Toni, asks her what she wants to do, Amelia is at a loss. Out of sheer desperation, she tries her hand at the dream jobs she's always fantasised about. Soon Amelia's shadowing a thrilling cast of characters and professions – as a journalist, a florist, a wedding planner, a zookeeper, and more. Life couldn't be more exciting, especially when she meets the man of her dreams.

    But when Toni drops a truth bomb about their family, Amelia's whole world tilts on its axis. Meanwhile, each new job starts taking on a life of its own. Has she created a monster?

    As she's about to find out, where there's smoke, there's fire, and sometimes you just have to save yourself.

    Michelle Upton
    About the author

    Michelle Upton

    Michelle Upton writes short stories and novels that examine our darkest fears and shine a light on hope and possibility. Born in Birmingham, England, she emigrated to Australia in 2007 and is now proud to call herself Australian. She has a Bachelor (Hons) degree in Literature with Psychology, and before having children, she was a primary school teacher. Michelle has had two short stories longlisted in the Australian Writers' Centre's Furious Fiction competition, and three of her short stories have won honourable mentions in the American Women on Writing competition. Her short story 'Relentless' was shortlisted and published in the 2013 Redlands Redlitzer Anthology. She lives in Brisbane with her family. 

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