Relatable &Heartfelt: Read an extract from The Mother of All Calamities by Lisa Moule

Relatable &Heartfelt: Read an extract from The Mother of All Calamities by Lisa Moule

Jenny
The day before school starts

The house had unravelled with summer. Sundresses, shorts, beach towels, thongs and goggles were strewn across furniture in each of their bedrooms. A game of Exploding Kittens lay dormant on the kitchen table, Monopoly on the lounge-room rug. Chance cards had fanned into a gradient, and money piles had blurred into nests. Christmas-cracker landfill collected on the sideboard, its usefulness in a sort of probation, while outside, bathers drying on the line had been pulled off and flung straight back on, having skipped the washing process for epochs now.

The O’Donnell family had hosted a trail of countless barbecue guests on a conveyor belt, along with the necessary menus: vegetarian sausages, gluten-free burgers, vegan patties. The salad of perpetuity was simply bolstered with another can of chickpeas or a new bag of rocket. Bedtimes had been erased, and the night before they’d found Val asleep with the lights on, hugging his football, and Charlotte with a book on her face.

Jenny and Angus fell into each other at night, waking with glasses of undrunk wine next to them (Angus had finally given up suggesting that they have a night off the wine, thank god). They’d reawakened a morning sex pattern, too. That morning when the sun pierced their shutter blades, they rediscovered the point of kissing. Softly, slowly, in a gear change, re-emerging in the touch of each other. She wanted him to relax. Wanted his full attention. She pressed herself into him as though squeezing into a memory of them before kids. He was hard in seconds.

Angus slipped out of the bedroom. When he returned, he edged the chair against the door. ‘It’s Bluey time,’ he said with raised eyebrows, as he crept back into bed. This meant that the kids were occupied.

She was single-minded. She pulled off his boxers and used her lips to bring him close. Then, on top, she had his complete focus. She came first, then…

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    Publisher details

    The Mother of All Calamities
    Author
    Lisa Moule
    Publisher
    Allen & Unwin
    Genre
    Fiction
    Released
    03 March, 2026
    ISBN
    9781761472343

    Synopsis

    A relatable, humorous and heartfelt take on contemporary parenting culture, exposing the cracks behind the Instagram gloss.

    In Greengully, the perfect suburb with perfect parents, nothing is quite as it seems. Chrissy, the teacher who always has the answers, can't understand why her clueless male colleague just scored the job she deserved. Jenny, the perennial class mum, is desperate to hide her son's escalating behaviour from the other parents. Estelle insists her daughter Harmony is a delight—despite mounting evidence to the contrary. And Viv, the quiet one, carries a secret so dark it could destroy everything she loves.As friendships strain and facades crack, The Mother of All Calamities exposes the lies we tell ourselves and the masks we wear for others. Sharp-eyed and utterly relatable, it asks: What would happen if we all stopped pretending everything was fine?
    Lisa Moule
    About the author

    Lisa Moule

    Lisa grew up in Melbourne and studied at Melbourne University before moving to Paris to train in theatre at École Jacques Lecoq. She later moved to London, where she built a career as an actor and voice artist, performing at venues such as The London Playhouse and Soho Theatre, and voicing work including The Thunderbirds and The Skinner Boys. Lisa completed Professional Writing and Editing at RMIT in 2022. She won second prize in the 2022 Furphy Literary Award and the 2023 Australian Short Story Festival's Emerging Writers' Prize. She's also been shortlisted for the Peter Carey and Stringybark Awards. Her debut short story, Estelle, was published in Ordinary People (2020). Lisa is a co-hosts on 3CR's Published… or Not and lives in Naarm/Melbourne with her husband and two children.  

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