The Grand Tour by Olivia Wearne is Wonderfully Witty: Take a Sneak Peek Here

The Grand Tour by Olivia Wearne is Wonderfully Witty: Take a Sneak Peek Here

CHAPTER ONE

Angela prowled the motor home’s interior as though casing the joint, sweeping her hand over surfaces and resting it on seating options, curtseying at each window to appreciate the view.
‘It’s fabulous,’ she whispered.
‘You don’t feel claustrophobic?’ Ruby asked from the doorway where she was cautiously stooped.

Angela gasped at the idea. ‘It’s positively vast.’
Ruby contemplated the glossy brochure in her fist, a page of white vans, each one a slight variation on the other, like a spot the difference. ‘I don’t know how we’re going to choose. I can’t tell which one this is.’
‘I feel like I’m on set.’ Angela draped herself across the dinette’s leatherette bench. ‘Mrs Brakenberg, they’re ready for your close-up.’
‘It’ll take some getting used to. We’ll have to start off slow, take a few shorter trips, just like we discussed.’

‘Scaredy-cat.’ Angela sprang to her feet again. ‘A sink, a microwave, it’s even got a water filter—they thought of everything. I’ve stayed in five-star hotels that weren’t this swank.’ She began opening cabinet doors. ‘There’s more storage here than in our units. Here. And here. And here, and here, and here—’ she laughed, ‘and here, and here …’
‘It doesn’t say anything about price. How do I know how much they cost?’ Ruby was feeling deflated. Of all the things she could spend her money on, this trumped-up donut van had topped the list. She’d equated motor homes with free-dom: safe, comfortable, manageable freedom. She’d fore-seen spontaneity and adventure, something to stop her from stagnating. The idea now seemed oppressive. Escape was never on the cards; you can’t break free from yourself.

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        Publisher details

        The Grand Tour
        Author
        Olivia Wearne
        Publisher
        Harlequin
        Genre
        Fiction
        Released
        02 December, 2020
        ISBN
        9781867203803

        Synopsis

        This vivid story of campervans, stowaways and mischief at any age is essentially about families: the ones you have and the ones you make.When Ruby and Angela embark on a Grey Nomads road trip, the last thing they expect is a tiny stowaway; one who will turn them from unsuspecting tourists into wanted kidnappers and land them in a world of trouble. As their leisurely retirement plans unravel, Angela's relationship with her brother Bernard goes from bad to worse.Bernard has his own problems to contend with. Adrift in life, his career as a news presenter has been reduced to opening fetes and reading Voss as an audio book (a seemingly impossible task). His troubles are compounded when his wife starts dating a younger man and a drink-driving incident turns him into a celebrity offender.As Angela and Ruby set about repairing burnt bridges and helping their unexpected guest, and Bernard attempts to patch together his broken life, they discover that even after a lifetime of experience, you're never too old to know better.A warm, funny, sharply observed story about aging disgracefully and loving the one you're with.
        Olivia Wearne
        About the author

        Olivia Wearne

        Olivia Wearne was born in Melbourne in 1977. She is both a novelist and a screenwriter with several film credits to her name and a Masters in creative writing. Olivia now resides in Ballarat, Victoria, where she writes at the kitchen table that she shares with her filmmaker husband and two young sons.

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