CHAPTER 1

I AM SO ANGRY I THINK MY BUM MIGHT FALL OFF!!!!

Mr Nibbles was mine!!! Mine!!! Not stupid William U’s!!!! Mine!!!!

Here is a pie chart that proves how much I want Mr Nibbles:

And I don’t even care that this pie chart doesn’t actually add up to a hundred per cent like pie charts actually should. (Which I’d normally really care about, by the way, because that’s how pie charts work and that’s why I’m on The Purple Table in Maths, which we all know is the best one, but we have to pretend that all the Maths tables are the same, even though The Green Table still haven’t learned their three times table and probably think a pie chart is a menu in a cafe.) THAT’S how much I WANT MR NIBBLES!!

(By the way, I really want Mr Nibbles.)

Let me explain something:

Mr Nibbles is Rainbow Class’s pet hamster and everyone at St Lidwina’s Primary School loves him (except for Vashti because she says it’s important to be an individual, which is why she never brushes her hair).

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