Humour, Heart and Soul: Read an Extract from Rockstar Detectives by Adam Hills

Humour, Heart and Soul: Read an Extract from Rockstar Detectives by Adam Hills

DAY 1 – 6.30 p.m.

Leidseplein Theatre, AMSTERDAM

‘Thank you, Amsterdam, and good night!’

Charley Parker bounded off stage with a grin from ear to ear. While most twelve-year-olds dreamed of being rockstars, Charley was living it. She had just performed to around three hundred fans (and some of their parents) in a beautiful Dutch theatre and, as she

flopped on to a couch backstage, she could still hear the cheers bouncing down the hallway.

‘That went well.’

Charley smiled at her best friend, George, who was half hidden behind his camera. ‘Are you gonna follow me everywhere with that thing?’ she asked, pretending not to enjoy the attention.

‘How about a message for your Dutch fans?’ prompted George as he started filming.

Charley tried to remember how to pronounce the Dutch for thank you. ‘Dank je wel,’ she said carefully, blowing a kiss for good measure.

‘Great,’ replied George. ‘Now let’s go and meet them.’

‘At least let me have a drink first,’ cried Charley in mock exasperation, she picked up a bottle of sparkling water that was waiting for her on the table next to the couch with a bowl of trail mix and some bananas.

She twisted the cap, and a torrent of fizzing water spurted, sprayed and spouted all over her, the couch and the floor. The bottle may have been perched calmly on the table, but it had apparently been transported to the theatre by a donkey trotting on cobblestones.

Charley stared down at the bottle and her hands, then up at the droplets of water now falling from her fringe.

‘Actually,’ she said softly to the camera, ‘I might have to dry myself off before I do anything.’

Charley and George burst into a gale of laughter, in much the same way as the bottle had just exploded with an outpouring of bubbles.

When they managed to catch their breath again, George stopped filming and lowered the camera. ‘Well,’ he said, ‘if that doesn’t go viral, I don’t understand the internet.’

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Publisher details

Rockstar Detectives
Authors
Adam Hills, Luna Valentine
Publisher
Penguin
Genre
Children’s Fiction
Released
01 February, 2022
ISBN
9780241505977

Synopsis

Recommended for ages 9+.

A fabulously funny debut novel from comedian Adam Hills featuring a young detective dream team, perfect for fans of Sharna Jackson, Robin Stevens, David Baddiel and David O'Doherty.

When a priceless painting goes missing, Charley - a 12-year-old viral singing sensation - and her best friend George - camera whizz and budding comedian - are shocked to discover they're the prime suspects.

Now Charley and George have to prove they're not international criminals - all while nailing a stellar European tour and keeping up with their homework! But as news of high-profile heists hits the headlines wherever they go, Charley and George keep finding themselves in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons.

Can they solve these baffling crimes and save themselves, or will their shot for stardom be over almost as soon as it's begun?
Luna Valentine
About the author

Luna Valentine

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Adam Hills
About the author

Adam Hills

Adam Hills is an internationally recognised comedian and host of award-winning Channel 4 series The Last Leg. His collection of stories from a life in comedy, Best Foot Forward, featured memories of his early days performing standup and his many encounters with famous faces, including Whoopi Goldberg and Billy Connolly.

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