Monday
Chapter 1
Library
I’m in the library. I should be happy. Libraries are great! Free books! Shelves of them to explore! Many good places to hide from Taylor Dellabella.
So yeah – I should love the library. But the truth is that Freedom Valley Primary School library is one of the most stressful places on the planet apart from sitting next to Taylor Dellabella on the bus to a school camp where you are also sharing her cabin.
The library stresses me out because it is part of Freedom Valley Primary School. Our principal, The Enforcer (you’re right, that’s not her real name. Her real name is Ms Anthrope), just loves rules. The Enforcer can even make rules about rules – in fact, RULE NUMBER ONE is DO NOT BREAK RULES. So it goes without saying that the library has a million rules. Not just the usual library rules. You probably know them:
- Do not return books late.
- Do not damage books in any way, shape or form.
- Do not bring drinks into the library.
- Do not scribble in books – even if you are really good at drawing and use your best textas.
- Do not eat in the library – and that includes cough lozenges even when you have a bad cough and the only way to be silent in silent reading and not have a coughing fit is to suck on a cough lolly.
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