Q&A: Patrick Ness, Author of The Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

Q&A: Patrick Ness, Author of The Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

Tell us in a nutshell about this new book (and series!).

Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody is about Zeke, a peach-throated monitor lizard, and his friends Daniel and Alicia, both clouded monitor lizards, who become hall monitors in elementary school. Their nemesis is a pelican called Pelicarnassus who builds a giant robot pelican suit to fight them. It’s funny, it’s bonkers, and it’s a little bit heart-breaking.

This is the first time you’ve turned your storytelling hand to middle-grade – what inspired you to tell this story for this age group?

It’s always the idea. There was never any plan to write “a middle grade”, but I had this very silly idea about monitor lizards being hall monitors. To my delight, it grew flesh and bone that was just loveable and bittersweet and very funny and deeply serious sometimes. Just everything I like about any story.

How has writing this novel compared to your others?

Other than that it was nice to write jokes for something other than social media for once? Nothing else was different. The same care, the same investment in the story and characters, the same emotions. They’re all stories to, and they’re all precious.

The characters are so wonderfully anthropomorphic, how was that creation process for you? And did the characters come first in the process, or the animal?

It was funny to make characters that subverted (or not) the characteristics we associate with certain animals. But the main thing was to make them individuals. Are monitor lizards like my three main characters? Well, these three are. And I would need a character and try to feel my way as to what would feel the most right. Some days that was a seal, some days a wildebeest.

Do you have a favourite character in the book?

I love them all, but I’ve got a special place for Daniel, who’s just one of nature’s enthusiastic souls without being a nightmare about you. I love him and want to protect him. There is so much to love in the story – what do you hope for your middle-grade readers to take away with them when reading this book? I never like to write lessons. All I ever hope is that they can see themselves in a story or get a better understanding of why people act the way they do. Ending loneliness is the most powerful thing a book can do.

If you could go back in time to your middle-grade self, what advice would you give him?

Hang in there. I have pictures of myself as an 8- or 10- year old, and I have so much compassion for him. He was so worried and never got the reassurance he needed. But he not only survived, he thrived, so I’d love to tell him that.

We are so excited for more in the series! Can you give us a bit of a teaser of what’s coming next?

Only that in book two, Daniel decides to wear a hat, which is something only birds really do. This is not without repercussions….

Buy a copy of The Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody here.

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    Publisher details

    Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody
    Author
    Patrick Ness
    Publisher
    Walker Books
    Genre
    Children’s Fiction
    Released
    04 September, 2024
    ISBN
    9781529517958

    Synopsis

    Master storyteller Patrick Ness turns to middle grade in a hilarious adventure about a mismatched group of animals attending school together, brought to life by brilliantly funny illustrations.

    Zeke and Daniel have just been made hall monitors by Principal Wombat. This has nothing to do with the fact that they are monitor lizards. And never mind the fact Alicia, the only other monitor lizard in the school, is also a hall monitor.

    Somehow, the three hall monitors must impose order on arrogant lions, excitable seals and super-relaxed pandas. And worst of all, there is Pelicarnassus! A pompous giant pelican and the son of a major supervillain, who inexplicably has it out for the lizards. Can the hall monitor lizards and their new friend, a blind, fearsome red-tailed hawk, protect their school from all manner of outlandish threats?

    Zeke and Daniel have just been made hall monitors by Principal Wombat. This has nothing to do with the fact that they are monitor lizards. And never mind the fact Alicia, the only other monitor lizard in the school, is also a hall monitor.

    Somehow, the three hall monitors must impose order on arrogant lions, excitable seals and super-relaxed pandas. And worst of all, there is Pelicarnassus! A pompous giant pelican and the son of a major supervillain, who inexplicably has it out for the lizards. Can the hall monitor lizards and their new friend, a blind, fearsome red-tailed hawk, protect their school from all manner of outlandish threats?

    Patrick Ness
    About the author

    Patrick Ness

    Patrick Ness was born on an army base called Fort Belvoir, near Alexandria, Virginia, in the United States where his father was a drill sergeant in the US Army. Patrick’s family soon moved to Hawaii, where he lived until he was almost six and he later lived in Washington and Los Angeles.After studying English Literature at the University of Southern California, Patrick got a job as a corporate writer at a cable company in Los Angeles, writing manuals and speeches and once even an advertisement for the Gilroy, California Garlic Festival. His writing career started with the publication of his first story in Genre magazine in 1997. Since then, Patrick moved to London and has had two adult books published and also taught creative writing at Oxford. On writing, Patrick says, "Here's a helpful hint if you want to be a writer: When I'm working on a first draft, all I write is 1000 words a day, which isn't all that much (I started out with 300, then moved up to 500, now I can do 1000 easy). And if I write my 1000 words, I'm done for the day, even if it only took an hour (it usually takes more, of course, but not always). Novels are anywhere from 60,000 words on up, so it's possible that just sixty days later you might have a whole first draft. The Knife of Never Letting Go is 112,900 words and took about seven months to get a good first draft. Lots of rewrites followed. That's the fun part, where the book really starts to come together just exactly how you see it, the part where you feel like a real writer".  Monsters of Men is the winner of the 2011 Carnegie Medal. A Monster Calls was the winner of the 2012 CILIP Carnegie Medal and the Kate Greenaway Medal. A Monster Calls was also long-listed for the 2012 Inky Awards.

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