The Jelly Pants Dance
Think of the COOLEST, FUNNIEST, most HANDSOME kid in school, times it by a gazillion and you have DEREK DILBERT DOOL. At least he thought so. Pity he was the only one.
Derek was the type of kid who was so full of himself that he reckoned his used underpants should be framed as a work of art. And EWWW, trust me, they SHOULDN’T.